fuckkitten:

losethehours:

vampire-gerard:

stretchedlobes:

my fucking heart

He is sitting on tOP OF THAT DOGS HEAD FUCK FUCK FUcK

Today the Internet, tomorrow the world!

IM NOT CRYING IM NOT CRYING

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"If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual."

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

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"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you."

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worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

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writeroost:

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

relationship status: waiting for my one true goose

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lapfoxs:

this is literally everyone on tumblr

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men: women who wear makeup are just lying to us
men: it's 8 inches

heirsoferror:

This was in Las Vegas & fucked everyone up

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yungracuntxel:

getting that slim summer bod

yungracuntxel:

getting that slim summer bod

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